Night Of The Living Shred, Sonic Vomit
Sun May 13 2018
7:00 pmBlack Sheep
$5.00 - $16.00
This event is all ageshttps://www.blacksheeprocks.com/event/1637745/
It was the Year of Our Lord 2013, and I was devouring a cheeseburger in a Chatsworth, California, franchise of a certain multinational fast food conglomerate which shall remain nameless. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a crazed looking clown walking in my direction. Wearing a costume of bright yellow and red, and giant shiny shoes, he seemingly fit into the surroundings, but it didn’t take long to see that something wasn’t quite right. His costume was trailed by long, tattered, hippie fringe that was dirty from scraping the floor (and most likely the alley behind the restaurant), and more alarmingly his face was caked in ghostly make up that looked like it had been smeared on with a putty knife. My first thought was that he looked like Skeletor as a member of Uriah Heap. Taking a seat in my booth, he informed me that his name was Ronald Osborne, and he that he was familiar with my oddity rock band Rosemary’s Billygoat. He was a fan of the band, and said he had a concept I might appreciate, something he termed “drive-thru metal.” Some of the delinquent kids who worked for the franchise had been allowing him and a cast of characters named Slayer Mac Cheeze, Grimalice, and the Cat Burglar, to perform secret rock shows in the bunker-like basements of the local restaurants. But the time had come, he said, to bring drive-thru metal up from the “underground,” and he asked if I would consider becoming the manager of his band. I asked him what the act was called, and proclaimed with pride, “MAC SABBATH!” I barely had time to gather up what was left of my faux food before the restaurant’s manager, apparently annoyed both by the disheveled clown and the content of our conversation, came over and forcefully assisted us out onto the street. As we hit the sidewalk, I looked over at Ronald, watched him brush the dust of cold fries, sodium chloride and GMO remnants of my UN happy meal from his grease-smeared clown suit, and couldn’t help but think there was something special, perhaps even great, about the man. He invited me to one of these secret shows, and two nights later I was sitting in the basement of a fast food restaurant in the San Fernando Valley, my eyes and taste buds tingling to a new sensation. Drive-thru metal was real, and talk about a feast for the senses! Black Sabbath’s music, hilarious fast food lyrics, smoldering clown heads with laser eyes, a giant purple gumdrop bass player, and Tony Iommi with a giant cheeseburger head. I was confused, amazed, and dare I say it, can’t ever remember feeling so………happy! I told Ronald that yes, I would love to manage his band. It wasn’t going to be easy—nothing ever is with a disturbed clown and a band of Monsanto mutants who refuse to reveal their identities because they think they came here from a wormhole in space time direct from 1970. But whoever they are and however they got here, they’re here now and they’re ready, so pull up to the window and check your order, because I am proud to present the world’s newest concept in entertainment, the culinary disgrace that is MAC SABBATH!
Night Of The Living Shred
Two dudes from a mountain town shredding in the cold dark night realizing that 30 packs of evil eye wouldn't do the trick anymore decided to check out the local toxic dump ran by none other than the evil lionel rivera. They decided to see if that sweet smelling green liquid would do them any better.They broke in and with no hesitation decided to induldge... After being so wasted and blinded by the louies anchovies and jalapeno pizza, toxic sweetness, and massive amounts of weed..named after the medieval chess player himself, they failed to realize the outbreak. Their party time was ruined. Being distracted by the immense amount of horrifying hippie jam band zombies also a particular undead with a shitty sounding acoustic guitar and a v-neck t-shirt reading "i Wrote Cassadaga" Sir shreds alot was bitten in the right asscheek then told Mr. Hypercans Blastoid he would not be left in this world of shit alone so he made a pact with blastoid to dominate the zombie universe and create the the full assault that is night of the living shred.
Started in August 2006 in an old dusty basement on the "blocks" of Pueblo, CO. We have shared the stage with popular acts such as: The Dillinger Escape Plan, PsyOpus, Cephalic Carnage, The Abominable Iron Sloth, Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire, C.J. Ramone (of The Ramones), Sole (rapper), The Contortionist, Jucifer, MACABRE, Toxic Holocaust, David Liebe Hart (from Tim and Eric), D.R.I., Mouth Of The Architect, Within The Ruins, Oceano, All Shall Perish, RETOX & Death By Stereo.
2106 E. Platte Ave
Colorado Springs, CO, 80909
2106 E. Platte Ave
Colorado Springs, CO, 80909